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With all the attention being given to that suspicious bulge on Bush's back during his first debate with Kerry...
news.yahoo.com/news
...it's our patriotic duty to insist that both candidates make all future public appearances in the nude, so that we can be absolutely sure neither one of them is being controlled by the evil Puppet Masters from Titan!
news.yahoo.com/news
...it's our patriotic duty to insist that both candidates make all future public appearances in the nude, so that we can be absolutely sure neither one of them is being controlled by the evil Puppet Masters from Titan!
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Re: That bulge
Wed, October 13, 2004 - 4:55 PMit was probaly just a weather balloon
look at this for more on the earpiece he wears and pay attention to his pauses...
forum.johnkerry.com/index.php
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Re: That bulge
Wed, October 13, 2004 - 9:51 PMROTFLMAO ! ! !
and every time I think of this thread...
I'm gonna laugh some more.
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Re: That bulge
Sat, October 16, 2004 - 12:37 AMYou know, not a bad idea, but really...... do ANY of us want to see Cheney in the buff? Uuuuuuughghghghghg................
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Re: That bulge
Mon, October 18, 2004 - 7:01 AMI'm blind. You have just blinded my mental eye with that concept.
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Re: That bulge
Sat, October 23, 2004 - 2:26 PMcome to think of it...
Does the phrase " Kennedy Compound" have a nervous ring to it?
Nobody has seen Ted Kennedy's back since he offed Mary Joe Kopecney a decade or so ago, and he and his "Clan" gather in secret numerous times a year to confer..
( Touch backs together?)
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Re: That bulge
Sat, October 23, 2004 - 4:27 PMand lets not forget maria who married the terminator.
I would not have believed it a few years ago...but with arnolds increasing popularity in california, myself excluded, i can now easily see him becoming leader of what was once refered to as the united states....
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Re: That bulge
Sat, October 23, 2004 - 5:32 PMUm, that was Mary Jo Buttafuco "a decade or so ago"
Mary Jo Kopecney was WAY back- about when the dinosaurs ruled the earth- around 1960. -
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Re: That bulge
Thu, October 28, 2004 - 12:38 PMyeah... now it's just one big happy family...
i.euniverse.com/funpages/c...or_show.swf
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Re: That bulge
Fri, October 29, 2004 - 1:22 PMA senior research scientist for NASA and for Caltech's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, who just happens to be an international authority on image analysis -- Dr. Robert M. Nelson, used Adobe Photoshop's "sharpening" feature to expose details about the bulge under Bush's coat.
www.salon.com/news/featur...ndex_np.html
It is not possible to determine if it's a
a) transceiver
b) back brace
c) cardio device
or
d) a symbiote master
One thing we know for sure it's not:
A SPINE! -
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Re: That bulge
Fri, October 29, 2004 - 3:08 PM
or
e) his control wiring harness (pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!)
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Re: That bulge
Fri, November 5, 2004 - 10:56 AMFrom Salon.com:
The last word on Bush's bulge?
It's time to call off the conspiracy freaks, says The Hill, mystery solved:
"Sources in the Secret Service told The Hill that Bush was wearing a bulletproof vest, as he does most of the time when appearing in public. The president’s handlers did not want to admit as much during the campaign, for fear of disclosing information related to his personal security while he was on the campaign trail." -
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Re: That bulge
Fri, November 5, 2004 - 11:32 AMBecause of course, it would never occur to anyone to even imagine that the President of the United States would wear a bulletproof vest in public unless they were specifically told so.
Just out of curiosity, does this mean Bush won't be making any public appearances during his second term? Nor will any future Presidents? After all, now that the big secret is out, it's kind of spoiled as a means of protecting any President ever again. That is, if we believed that was the secret and that it was necessary to keep as a secret.
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